Confessions of Yet Another Spam-Hater

I hate spam I hate spam I HATE SPAM! No, I'm not referring to the canned brick of salty, gelatinous pink mystery meat that somehow manages to find its way into the grocery carts of people who have been fooled into thinking that they are actually purchasing something edible. What I'm ranting about is internet spam.

Mind you, I'm still a novice in the blogging world. When I created this blog, I naively assumed that since I believe blogging is a relatively intellectual activity (compared to, say, hunting for free porn sites), my blog would never be tainted by that selfish cybervillain commonly known as spam. Well, gee whiz, was I wrong! After lamenting that it seemed as if nobody was reading my blog, I finally received a bunch of comments on one of my postings, and lo and behold, almost all of them are BLOGSPAM! (Hmmm...is "blogspam" even an officially recognized slang term yet? If not, it freaking SHOULD be!)

Nestled among the many blogspam postings, there were a few legitimate comments. To those of you who wrote them, I thank you. I appreciate sincere feedback--even if you just write to tell me my blog is a turd brownie. As for those of you who so disrespectfully managed to implant your vulgar BLOGSPAM into my humble but well-intended blog, well...DON'T DO IT ANYMORE! Quit spreading your cybersewage and get a real job, rather than making a career out of victimizing innocent cybercitizens. There...that's as rude as I'm willing to be. I refuse to stoop to your level, you vile parasites.

Well, I guess I'll go ahead and publish this post. I may be kicking myself when I am deluged with a bunch of blogspam as revenge for this post, but hey...I just had to get this gripe off my chest.